Hi there darlings, and welcome to my very own personal web journal. It is, well, it's Absolutely Fabulous, darlings. It is where I will write what I am thinking and feeling (although I have no emotions) and really, it is very interesting, just like me and my life. Yes, I know what you're thinking: but I already have a personal page, why do I need a web diary ..? Well, the answer is, because my personal page is for me saying what I dislike in the world (everything) and what I like in the world (nothing). So, there you go.
Anyhoo, read my diary. It's not often a person says that ...
Love Edwina Darling *mwah mwah* 
Hi darlings!
Katherine and myself are currently in a nightclub called (?) and I have found myself a husband named Theorus MacDeagalus. He's rather fat, and he's told me that he's recently divorced his long-term wife (how sad - long-term!) so I think it might do him some good to put him out of his misery. He also told me he eats nits, which isn't quite the husband I've been waiting for all day. But y'know. You've got to be cruel to be kind (i don't know (?))
Anyhoo, I've got to go and see what that man wants now. What was his name again? Oh yes, Fergus Deagalosus. Bye! See y'all soon! and stay ghetto!
Edwina Darling *mwah mwah*
Remember katherine's web journal is http://katherine_darling.bravejournal.com
but there's no point in going there cos she hasn't even started it yet. Huh, some people ...
oh. and remember, http://www.maxpages.com/darlingmagic
go there and vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cheesy wink* 